Beans and Summer Squash

So, I got a late start this year on the garden but the summer squash plants are blossoming and the green beens are about an inch long. Pretty soon Mike Jr. and I will be eating green beens and summer squash with our iced tea and steak! We're going to make some home made ice cream too, for old time sake. My garden is  about 2/3 weeds and 1/3 beans and squash. So it only stands to reason when the fat-stupid-blind-in-one-eye dog from next door comes over, she plops her fat ass right down in my beans! And she barks at ME, like I'm tresspassing on her property. She's going to get a broom up her fat ass next time I catch her in my garden. Stupid dog.